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    PRETENDERS GOLF

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    TOURNAMENTS

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    WHAT THIS IS

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We are some of the Best Players in the World

Welcome to Pretenders Golf, where confidence and humility are equally par for the course! Meet our extraordinary team of self-proclaimed golfing prodigies, a group like no other. Despite their undeniable enthusiasm and passion for the sport, they may not quite match up to the talent of the world's greatest players. But what they lack in skill, they make up for with boundless optimism and an unshakable belief.

We have formed a squad that defies all odds, taking on the toughest courses with gusto and flair. Each swing is executed with unwavering determination, convinced that our strokes are a masterclass in technique. While the ball may not always find its way to the intended destination, the camaraderie and spirit of this team are unmatched.

Follow our below-average golf team on our extraordinary journey to prove that greatness is not just reserved for the highly skilled. Whether we're sinking epic birdies or unintentionally sending balls soaring into neighbouring fairways, we do it all with an infectious sense of humor and unyielding self-assurance.

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Balls Lost

1

Golf Days Won

20

Players

3609

Beers Consumed

We Are Golf

With unwavering self-assurance and infectious enthusiasm, we embrace each golfing challenge with unyielding optimism. From wayward shots that find themselves in unexpected places to putts that seem to have a mind of their own, our aspiring champions tackle every hole with the gusto of seasoned professionals.

Our sheer confidence, often bordering on the comical, leaves onlookers both entertained and perplexed. Whether we're discussing legendary golf feats we've yet to accomplish or attributing minor victories to our supreme skills, we are a team that never fails to make an impression.

Upcoming Events

meet the team

- expert golf people -

Phillies Golf Day

Phillies
Golf Day

7 May 2023

PS4L Charity Golf Day

PS4L Charity
Golf Day

17 September 2023

Pretenders World Tour

Pretenders
World Tour

West Coast

6-8 October 2023

past & future events

We're always looking for opportunities to lose golf balls.

If you have a golf day or event planned, we would love to come and play. You can hit us up on the contact details below, or better yet, simply tag us into your social post.

2024 - Jandré Swanepoel

2023 - Jandré Hugo

2024

# Player   Pts
1 Jandré Swanepoel   268
2 Jandré Hugo   255
3 Richard Robinson   244
4 Ashley Louw   244
5 Bruwer vd Westhuizen   243
6 Brian Ellis   240
7 Eduan Naudé   239
8 Wayne Jantjies   233
9 Jurgen Smith   230
10 Martin Lourens   225
11 José Teixeira   222
12 Saskia Smalberger   219
13 JP Du Preez   218
14 Conrad Lubbe   197
15 Morné Calitz   185
16 Justin Hull   166
17 Mark Smith   148
18 Jacques Pienaar   138
19 Werno Swart   129
20 Johan Crafford   113
21 Morné Visser   59

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