HCP: 38.4
Jacques Pienaar
"Zaack"
Driver (Avg): 185m
Favourite Club: 7 Iron
Worst Club: 4 Iron
Ball: Srixon AD333
Welcome to Pretenders Golf, where confidence and humility are equally par for the course! Meet our extraordinary team of self-proclaimed golfing prodigies, a group like no other. Despite their undeniable enthusiasm and passion for the sport, they may not quite match up to the talent of the world's greatest players. But what they lack in skill, they make up for with boundless optimism and an unshakable belief.
We have formed a squad that defies all odds, taking on the toughest courses with gusto and flair. Each swing is executed with unwavering determination, convinced that our strokes are a masterclass in technique. While the ball may not always find its way to the intended destination, the camaraderie and spirit of this team are unmatched.
Follow our below-average golf team on our extraordinary journey to prove that greatness is not just reserved for the highly skilled. Whether we're sinking epic birdies or unintentionally sending balls soaring into neighbouring fairways, we do it all with an infectious sense of humor and unyielding self-assurance.
With unwavering self-assurance and infectious enthusiasm, we embrace each golfing challenge with unyielding optimism. From wayward shots that find themselves in unexpected places to putts that seem to have a mind of their own, our aspiring champions tackle every hole with the gusto of seasoned professionals.
Our sheer confidence, often bordering on the comical, leaves onlookers both entertained and perplexed. Whether we're discussing legendary golf feats we've yet to accomplish or attributing minor victories to our supreme skills, we are a team that never fails to make an impression.
7 May 2023
17 September 2023
West Coast
6-8 October 2023
We're always looking for opportunities to lose golf balls.
If you have a golf day or event planned, we would love to come and play. You can hit us up on the contact details below, or better yet, simply tag us into your social post.
- Kevin Costner